Informercials are Awesome

I'm gonna come out and say it.  I think I am more entertained by infomercials than most comedies on TV.  I mean just look at this guy... what's his name Vince?  Vince is basically an American hero.  I'll watch him slap chop his ass off all day.  He just veers off and talks about his nuts in the middle of the commercial.  He gets away with it too, because he isn't a human. 

Also, don't get me started on Billy Mays... He would literally just yell his ass off at you until you bought whatever the hell he was selling.  The guy could get you to buy dog crap if he yelled at you long enough.  Had to have done crack before every commercial and thought he could take on the world... which he could... blindfolded...

I know some of you may be saying, "What is this jackass talking about? Infomercials suck..." Alright, genius... how many times have you caught yourself at 2 in the morning shoving ice cream in your face and realize you have been hypnotized by one of these creepily outgoing guys for an hour... Yeah, that's right.  You secretly love them.  CASE CLOSED!

p.s.
The slap chop, sham-hooray towel guy beats up hookers... next he will be on a Mace infomercial...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/shamwow-guy-slap-chop-bust

-TNT