It's Do or Die Time!!

Once again the beloved Boston Bruins are in a game 7! As if last year wasn't stressful, this year my hair is already gray. Who the hell do the caps think they are. They can't fear the beard of the Big Z or the pubes on Seguins face. (It's gettin' there).

Does the toothless baboon, Ovechkin, think he can overcome a bear? It's a fuckin' bear... Bear over baboon any day...I'll admit Holtby has been standin on his head, but the Bruins are doing him a favor! The kid is 22 years old.  They are just gonna give him some off time after they are eliminated to get his young stud athlete celebrity on and learn how to get the chicks like Seguin (pube face) is already a champ at!

So put your beer in the fridge, or you liqueur in the freezer and get ready for what is going to be a "do or die" game for the ages.

P.S Holtby is still GAY